And then I Fled to the Jungle

Kate Flora: Apologies for being so tardy today. We just got home at midnight after two long flights and I was too groggy earlier to put words together. My husband and I, recognizing that we aren’t getting any younger, decreed the 2026 would be “the year of travel.” The last seven days have marked the beginning of that with a Lindblad National Geographic trip to Costa Rica and Panama. Seven days on a small ship. Seven days when I don’t have to buy groceries or cook or do laundry. Seven days of rising and shining and putting on my water shoes and climbing into bouncing black zodiacs to explore coastal national parks.

 

I don’t know about you, but no matter how carefully I read the pre-trip materials, I’m always surprised by what really happens. I am sure I didn’t sign up for so much bird watching and I am grateful that there wasn’t a quiz on the botany. Still, it was a great adventure. Who expected plate tectonics? What could be more fun that seeing how pineapples grow, seeing coffee beans on a plant, and learning that there are square bananas? I didn’t know that a banana plant isn’t a tree but a plant that dies once it has produced bananas. We were lucky to have great naturalists along to explain what we were seeing.

Since my husband and I love snokeling, that was a highlight. Half the day on the beach, where I tried paddle boarding, and half the day swimming around a reef seeing dozens of different colorful fish.

Then, as the grand finale, we went through the Panama Canal. First, we watched a movie about the building of the canal, full of historical photos taken at the time. Then we parked near the entrance to the canal surrounded by enormous tankers and container ships. Those ships piled with containers look so precarious I don’t see why they don’t tip over. Someone said that a huge number of containers are lost every year and I’m not surprised.

 

At ten at night, sharing a lock with another ship, we slowly edged into the canal. Brilliantly lit. On both sides, funny little metal engines on tracks attached to the ship with cables that followed the ship to keep it steady in the canal. I must have been insufficiently curious before this trip because I didn’t know that there are canals and locks to raise the ships up and lower them down at either end but in the middle is a huge man-made lake filled with small islands that once were the tops of hills.

Those little islands are alive with an amazing diversity of wildlife and we spent a day cruising around the lake and hiking in a rainforest filled with beautiful birds. (I never would have seen them, which is why the guide with a scope is so important.)

A row of bats on a tree

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The Joy of Small Town Settings

Please welcome our special guest, Sylvie Kurtz, back to Maine Crime Writers. Once again things are jumping in the busy little village of Brighton, New Hampshire.

The Joy of Small Town Settings

by Sylvie Kurtz

There’s something charming about cozy mysteries set in small towns. Whether it’s the one-of-a-kind shops on Main Street, the tight-knit community where everyone knows everyone’s business, or the local traditions, these fictional small towns feel familiar and comforting. Like a place where you’d want to live. They often become characters themselves, making the perfect backdrop for amateur sleuthing.

Even with the occasional crime, there’s still a sense of safety and belonging, making the return to peace at the end all the more satisfying. Because everyone in the community is so close, unraveling secrets feels personal, and the journey to the happy ending is just as enjoyable as the solution.

In Brighton, NH, readers can get lost in a world of friendship, gossip-filled shops, and monthly festivals. Of Valentines and Vendetta takes place around Valentine’s Day during a Chocolate Festival (something I’ve always wanted to attend but can never seem to snag a ticket in time.) Ellie is coping with the anniversary of her chief of police husband’s death by baking mountains of muffins. And Page, who owns the local bookshop/café, mourns her brother’s loss by staying busy.

The murder of Page’s missing baker strains Ellie and Page’s relationship when Page becomes the prime suspect. But Ellie can’t abandon Page when she needs her most. Will dealing with grief keep Ellie from reading the clues and put Page’s future in jeopardy?

Small town settings in cozy mysteries are more than just scenery; they invite us to become part of a community, solve a puzzle, and maybe believe in the magic of a little town where everyone has a story—and a secret.

Sylvie writes stories that celebrate family, friendship and food. She likes dark chocolate, knitting with soft yarn and movies that require a box of tissues, especially if they have a hint of mystery. She’s written 28 books romance/romantic suspense/cozy mystery/women’s fiction. https://sylviekurtz.com

You can find Sylvie’s last visit to MCW here:
https://mainecrimewriters.com/2023/12/27/when-life-gives-you-pumpkins/

Of Valentines and Vendetta, A Brighton Village Cozy Mystery Novella #2Chocolate, coffee beans, and a side of murder.
When Page Hamlin’s baker vanishes on the opening day of the annual Chocolate Festival, she begs her sister-in-law Ellie to roll up her sleeves and help keep the Purple Page Bookshop and Café humming. For Ellie, the distraction is welcome—it’s the anniversary of her husband’s death, and baking is easier than crying.

But the celebration turns bittersweet when the missing baker is discovered in the dumpster out back…with her mouth stuffed full of chocolate-covered coffee beans. Even worse, the police find “evidence” that makes Page their prime suspect.

Ellie refuses to let her sister-in-law take the fall. Armed with curiosity, determination, and a dash of chocolate-fueled courage, Ellie sets out to uncover the real killer. But with too-perfect clues, simmering secrets, and plenty of suspects, she’ll have to be careful—or risk becoming the next victim on the menu.

In Brighton Village, murder has a way of spoiling even the sweetest treats.

Oliver Heber Books (2/10/26)  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRSQZ8L

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A Series of Unfortunate Events

Earlier this month, I made arrangements to head to Reno, Nevada for a work trip. Under normal circumstances, Reno is a bit of a trek from Maine involving at least two connections. In the unfortunate circumstance of an ice storm in Dallas, it involves a little more.

Thus my story begins.

On Saturday, the day before my supposed flight, I got a message from an airline that will remain entirely nameless. It strongly encouraged me to leave early to miss the storm.

Don’t worry, this message said, we are going to reroute you through Dallas but trust us really everything is going to fine.

So I booked an extra night at my hotel in Reno, said good-bye to my kids and husband and dog, and departed. I made it to Philly with a minor delay. I had a late lunch/early dinner, talked to my sister, and tried to avoid looking at the sorts of things on my phone that make me feel like the world is going to hell.

Eventually, we took off for Dallas.

Which is where things got a little dicey.

Upon landing, I was informed no other flights were taking off. My bag? Nowhere to be found. Outside? Two inches of snow and no ground transportation.

I was thinking  this would be a slight delay. A little hiccup. A minor situation but, gosh, thank goodness I got out a day early and would still make it to Reno with plenty of time.

I called my husband. He found me a hotel in the area with a shuttle.

I called the hotel and inquired about the shuttle.

“I’m sorry,” the man at the desk said. “We  aren’t running the shuttle because of the snow.”

For those of you who have never been to Texas in a snowstorm – it is a little embarrassing. They do not have the appropriate equipment. The snow and ice pile up and melt and refreeze and melt and refreeze into solid trenches. People in Texas, who are good at many things, are not, as a rule, great at driving in the snow.

I did manage to find a ride share with a very nice lady who was coming into town for some sporting competition.

The next morning, I got a message indicating the airline found my bag. But of course the shuttle was still not running. The hotel gave me the number of a very nice, but very expensive car service man named Sammy. He took me back to the airport where we both quickly learned that, due to the weather, there was no ground transportation running between terminals.

A delightful feature of the Dallas airport is that a highway bisects the terminals making it impossible to get from one to another without said ground transportation services. Which made things complicated because my bag was in terminal D but my flight was in terminal C.

Sammy took me to terminal D and assured me that he would wait.

Unfortunately, there were some pretty significant staffing issues due to the two inches of snow and ice. Which meant there was nobody at the baggage claim area to retrieve my bag. I eventually found somebody who could help, brought my bag back out to Sammy, who then took me to the next terminal.

When I attempted to check in, I was told I had to get into another line because they would have to rerun a claim ticket for my bag.

In hindsight, this may have been a sign from the forces that be. A sign I dutifully ignored.

I stood in line for an hour behind a very nice woman from London who had been without her bag for two days. At the time, I thought her bag situation put my little overnight mishap into perspective.

I had recovered my bag, after all.

I was on my way to Reno, after all.

I checked my bag, went through security (again), got a coffee and a blueberry muffin, and settled in as my flight was delayed and delayed and delayed and delayed from ten thirty in the morning until seven pm. After a very complicated series of events with some real highs and lows, the flight was canceled.

Again.

I called my husband, who was becoming my travel guide. He contacted the hotel in Reno and canceled my car reservation. He booked me at a hotel near the airport that accepted the travel voucher the airline that shall remain unnamed offered up. I went down to the baggage claim to collect my luggage where I was told it would take at least twenty four hours for it to get off the plane for reasons that nobody could really state outright.

The lady in line behind me was very worried because her husband’s medicine was in her checked bag.

I was only missing clean socks and skivvies.

It put things into perspective.

I called the hotel. A lovely La Quinta near a Six Flags in Arlington. They sent a shuttle. It was filled with other aspirational Renophiles. The man at the desk offered me a toothbrush. He called me a “distressed traveller.” The restaurant accepted my twelve dollar travel voucher for food. I made friends with a man named Danny who used to do the rodeo circuit and lost a piece of his finger because of a bull, who came from a family of ropers and a lady cowboy named Leah who had seventeen dogs and a truck and knew all about horses. They told me about different styles of cowboy hats and talked a little about how people learn to do things that are hard.

I wish now that I’d paid for their beers, which were very cheap because the La Quinta understands distressed passengers are not looking to also be exploited.

At night, sheets of ice slid off the roof of the hotel. I had a hard time sleeping.

In the morning I ate a waffle shaped like the state of Texas.

I talked to the couple with the missing medicine. They had just put all three of their children through college and to celebrate had purchased a sailboat and were planning to sail around the world.

I wished them luck. They left.

After getting a message that my flight was scheduled to depart, I turned in my key. As soon as I turned in my key, I learned my flight had been cancelled and that my bag was lost. I called my husband. He found me another flight on another airline. Dallas to Denver to Reno. Leaving the next day.

I checked back into the hotel, sat in my hotel room, and pretended to work.

I was three days into the same clothes and starting to feel a little hopeless. Maybe I would never see my bag again.

At the hotel bar, a woman managed to get to Walmart. She bought a pack of six underwear and socks. She gave me a pair of each.

“I’m leaving tomorrow. I don’t need this many pairs.”

I never caught her name but it was really nice of her to give me underwear.

***

Before I left for Reno, I picked my younger son up from his after school program. He said, “Mommy, some of my friends weren’t in school.”

He said, “They are my friends from other countries.”

He said, “I’m worried about them and I’m angry.”

He said, “Is there something I can do?”

The nights I spent in the hotel room, I was thinking a little about my son, and his friends, and their parents.

***

The next day, I made it to the airport. I learned that somehow my bag ended up in Reno. The new airline got me from point A to point B with no issues. They gave me cookies and tomato juice on the plane. One of the flight attendants talked to a woman behind me who was having a panic attack. He gave her crackers and water and talked to her with kindness and the sort of assuredness a person having a panic attack needs to hear.

I was seated next to a flight attendant for the airline that shall remain nameless.

“Everything just sort of fell apart,” she said.

I suppose I agree with that statement.

***

I ended up making it to Reno, which is a delightful place.

I had some amazing Salvadoran food including Horchata de Morro, which is different from the Mexican kind that I’m used to. The guy who owned the restaurant is three generations deep in Reno. That he’s taking over the restaurant for his grandmother and auntie who do not write anything down, which makes recipes tough. I got to see a Dorothea Lange exhibit at the Nevada Museum of Art, and met Ms. Norma, who is eighty-seven and a Senior in Service at the Boys and Girls Club and a lunch monitor. I met a local muralist who is working with the kids to design something beautiful and surreal and a little weird, which I love.

The kids were kind and funny and asking all the right questions. They told me about other experiences in other schools that didn’t go so well. They told me about their hopes and dreams, about their families, and about what sort of learning they like to do most. They gave me stickers with coffee and books and said things like, “Yeah you seem like the sort of person that would be really into going to a museum.”

Which still makes me smile because I do love a museum.

I get to go back in April.

I will not ever, ever, ever check a bag again.

And there’s probably something more buried here that I’ll stumble across later.

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Random Thoughts on This Monday, 2/9/26

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Like everyone else, I’m keen to find out what happened to Nancy Guthrie, Savannah Guthrie’s mother. She was last seen on January 31st, and was reported missing the next day when she didn’t show up for church. It appears to me like it was somebody who knew the women, or at least had knowledge of her. Maybe a relative or friend of a friend. Blood was found on her porch and her home security doorbell camera was disconnected shortly before she was taken. As a writer, I’m fascinated by crimes like these were the police have no clue. It will be interesting to see how this case turns out. And as someone who writes about crime, I love learning about the newest law enforcement techniques, which include things like ring cameras and cell phone technology.

Everyone’s excited about the Super Bowl. I love football and can’t wait to watch the game (as I’m writing this the game has already been determined). Full disclosure; I’m a Seattle Seahawks fan, even though I grew up in the Boston area. How did that happen you ask? I grew up poor with five brothers and my father took us to Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins games, but never to Patriots games because it was way out in Foxboro. And Foxboro, to me as a kid, seemed as far away as Oklahoma. And the Patriots stunk all those years, one of the worst teams in football. But in 1986 they finally made it the Super Bowl with the uninspiring Tony Eason at the helm, only to get squashed by the Bears 46-10. I’d had it with the Patriots after that. In 1990 I moved out to Seattle where I would spend the next eleven years. The Kingdome was in downtown Seattle and easily accessible, and although the team was not very good during those years, the fervor of the fans was something that I latched onto and became a part of. That’s why I’m a Seahawks fan. So if you’re reading this now I hope I’m enjoying a big Seahawks win over the Pats

Finally, I had a new book released on January 27th. CRUEL TO BE KIND is the second book in the BAD CHOICES trilogy and features the return of Gwynn Denning, social worker, mother, wife and serial killer extraordinaire. Of course she only kills bad people, her justification for murder, even if it isn’t necessarily true. In this second book, Gwynn is stuck in an abusive marriage, and her husband forces her to inflict punishment on him. She can’t escape her situation because Tom knows all that’s she’s done, and is threatening to send what he knows to the police if she doesn’t abide by his rules. There are shocking twists and turns, and you’ll be surprised to find out what happens to Gwynn, Tom and their young son, Jack. Grab your Kindle copy today. https://www.amazon.com/Cruel-Be-Kind-Choices-Novel-ebook/dp/B0GHSL6CYW/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B50RZ1DDF50Q&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.EIX3nxLMmyVgkJXjVOQKbkn6xt__Dh4yDKXs12_JYCNnVB71Zd308WDa_2f16qyWOtdhl9jLc71aLuSKYht2Tw.CBoYcp3WYlBt10__YH6VO4eeKScxmTPXg0_7I6Qfxoc&dib_tag=se&keywords=cruel+to+be+kind+joseph+souza&qid=1769083441&sprefix=Cruel+to+be,aps,213&sr=8-1

Till next time,

Joe

And YESSSSS! My Seahawks won the Super Bowl!!! Maybe next year Pats fans.

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Weekend Update: February 7-8, 2026

Next week at Maine Crime Writers there will be posts by Joe Souza (Monday), Gabi Stiteler (Tuesday), special guest Sylvie Kurtz (Wednesday), Kate Flora (Thursday) and Allison Keeton (Friday).

In the news department, here’s what’s happening with some of us who blog regularly at Maine Crime Writers:

 

An invitation to readers of this blog: Do you have news relating to Maine, Crime, or Writing? We’d love to hear from you. Just comment below to share.

And a reminder: If your library, school, or organization is looking for a speaker, we are often available to talk about the writing process, research, where we get our ideas, and other mysteries of the business, along with the very popular “Making a Mystery” with audience participation, and “Casting Call: How We Staff Our Mysteries.” We also do programs on Zoom. Contact Kate Flora

 

AND DON’T FORGET! One lucky Maine Crime Writers reader who leaves a comment on the blog this month will win a bundle of books!

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The True Joys of a Maine Winter – Redux

This winter truly has been a season of discontent, the most difficult in years. Obviously, one can interpret that sentence in multiple ways, but today my focus is on the weather.

For kicks I looked back at my past February posts to figure out when was the last time I bellyached about the cold and the ice so incessantly. Bingo! It was 2018, when I wrote the below post.

Just like this year, the cold that winter was relentless. It never warmed up enough to melt the snowpack. Ice underfoot threatened to turn every walk into an Emergency Room visit.

Eight years later most cars come with heated seats, but otherwise, the below post feels evergreen. Our dear Barbara Ross still escapes to Key West while most of us remain here, gutting it out in the tundra.

**

FEBRUARY, 2018:  Last month my esteemed colleague Barbara Ross wrote a “what were we thinking?” post about moving her primary home winter from Somerville, Massachusetts to Portland. It started out like this:

Move to Maine they said.

It’s not as cold and snowy as you think, they said.

The ocean mitigates the temperature on the coast, they said.

To which I say, “HA!”

A bunch of us commented, all along the lines of “Oh, Barb, it’s not that bad.”

But as anyone who has been here knows, the weather these past few months has been pretty awful.

The driving has not been easy

Winter started early. Christmas week was marked by bad weather, including a nasty ice storm that had everyone fretting about family members who were traveling in the days around the holiday.

Then the deep freeze set in, a sustained spell of bitter, painful cold that sucked fuel out of tanks, induced car batteries to die and forced us all to bundle ourselves in six layers of clothing before stepping outside.

A typical reading on the thermometer on our porch those two hellish weeks after Christmas

Stuff inside the spare refrigerator in our garage froze, memorably several cans of ginger ale, which exploded like little soda grenades.

It was grim, but we survived it, and now we’re in the first week of February, so things are looking up. I’m writing this on Superbowl Sunday. It’s gray out there, and spitting snow. But if the sun were visible, we would have first seen it at 6:53 a.m. If skies were to clear today (they won’t, I’m using my writer’s imagination here), sunset would occur at 4:58 p.m. This translates to ten hours of daylight, up from slightly less than nine hours at the solstice, and 11 (count ‘em) hours of visible light.

It’s enough to make a woman’s heart sing.

Here comes the sun

But the point of this column is not to say Barb is right, though truth be told, she is right about many, many things. But she’s not wrong either, not exactly. She’s simply unaware of the many joys of winter in Maine, and I know she’s looking forward to experiencing them some day. For example:

There’s no need to spend money on fancy balance classes like Tai Chi when you have a front walk of your own on which to practice balance and mindful motion. The end of January ice was a gift from Mother Nature in this regard, though I prefer the gift of grippers to keep me upright and my limbs and joints intact.

Can’t get through a Maine winter without these babies

All the little joys of life that you miss in the rush of summer are front and center. The pleasure of a finding a mitten you thought you’d lost. Sure, it’s frozen to the driveway, but at least not gone forever.

The ecstasy of the car wash on one of the few-and-far-between warmish days, scouring the salt off not just the car’s exterior, but the filthy floor mats as well.

And the bottom-warming bliss of a car with heated seats, which makes the drive to work a high point of the day.

You can have the table of your choice at some of Portland’s hottest restaurants on Portland’s coldest nights. The summer lines out the door are a distant memory when the mercury is below zero. The staff is delighted to see you, and, you know, reservations, schmezervations.

But for me, the best thing about the cold weather months is having the beach to ourselves.

Slush on the water

Barb might be strolling the soft sand in Key West right now, but I’m getting ready to put on my big boots and cruise the slushy verge where the ocean meets the Maine shoreline, to feel the wind bite my ears through my hat, and savor the relief of hiking back to the car. The one with the heated seats.

Brenda Buchanan sets her novels and short stories in Maine. Her three-book Joe Gale series features a contemporary newspaper reporter with old-school style who covers the courts and crime beat at the fictional Portland Daily Chronicle. Brenda’s short story, “Means, Motive, and Opportunity,” was in the anthology Bloodroot: Best New England Crime Stories 2021 and received an honorable mention in Best American Mystery and Suspense 2022. Her story Assumptions Can Get You Killed appears in Wolfsbane: Best New England Crime Stories 2023 and her newest, “Cape Jewell,” was published in the 2025 edition of the same anthology, Snakeberry.  For more about Brenda go to https://www.brendabuchananwrites.com/

 

 

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Writing Tips: Lists and More Lists

Kaitlyn/Kathy here with your Wednesday writing tip.

I’m a list-maker. To-do lists (such a nice feeling when you cross things off!), lists of books I want to buy as soon as they are published, and to keep this post focused on writing, lists of descriptive character traits.

If you want to create memorable characters, especially the minor ones who may turn out to be important as the mystery develops, it helps to make them distinctive in some way while at the same time avoiding putting a neon sign over their heads that says PAY ATTENTION! I recently found a list I made ten years ago when I was writing historical mysteries. It is a collection of “details to use in describing characters.” The idea was to refer to it on those occasions when I felt a description I’d written in my current work-in-progress was, well, bland.

I broke it into categories like build, eyes, ears, mouth and teeth, nose, voice, complexion, face, fingers, hands, hair, gait, laugh, and smell. For example here’s the list for voice:
soft-spoken
nasal whine
sniffles
sultry
slow, measured speech
repeats everything twice
hoarse smoker’s
raspy
deep baritone
clipped speech
lazy drawl
careful of words

And for noses:
hawklike
broken veins in
bulbous
beak of a
bump on the bridge of a rather long nose as if from a break
large, slightly flattened
Roman
aquiline

My tip: Create your own lists to suit the kind of writing you do. And a warning: Don’t go overboard. Not every minor character needs to stand out.

Kathy Lynn Emerson/Kaitlyn Dunnett has had sixty-four books traditionally published and has self published others. She won the Agatha Award and was an Anthony and Macavity finalist for best mystery nonfiction of 2008 for How to Write Killer Historical Mysteries and was an Agatha Award finalist in 2015 in the best mystery short story category. In 2023 she won the Lea Wait Award for “excellence and achievement” from the Maine Writers and Publishers Alliance. She was the Malice Domestic Guest of Honor in 2014. She is currently working on creating new editions of her backlist titles. Her website is www.KathyLynnEmerson.com.

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The Art of Seduction

By Kait Carson

I’m fighting with myself right now. That title opens a lot of doors. So many possibilities. No, I’ll behave. Gotta grow up sometime. I can hear my blogmates laughing. Perhaps a better title would be The Seduction of Art.

As I write this, I’m hip-deep in edits for No Return, my first novel set in Maine. Wash, rinse, repeat. Yes, that book. Last July I took a deep breath and submitted the novel to several small presses. It was roundly rejected. Almost. One editor kindly responded that they were taking a pass–now. She suggested that the book, written in close third, wasn’t keeping with their editorial style and invited me to edit and resubmit. I popped the cork of the chilled champagne and set to work. Note to future writers. Grow the skin of a hippopotamus and celebrate every victory, even if you have to claw the cover off that cloud to get to the silver lining.

The editor did not suggest a deadline for the edits, nor would I have expected her to. I get to do that myself, and I’ve set January 31st. Now we get to the seductive part of the blog. I love the editing process, and this is a juicy one. Turns out this publishing house prefers books written from the first-person point of view. No Return is undergoing a complete rewrite. And I love it. There’s a cadence to editing that doesn’t exist in the writing process. It’s a full brain activity and very satisfying. The deeper I get into the weeds, the more I like it, and the more I like it, the more that gets re-thought and rewritten. It’s like Christmas every day.

Full disclosure. I am an indie author, and I like the freedom that gives me. So why not pivot and indie publish No Return? That’s a fair question. While I intend to continue self-publishing the Hayden Kent Mysteries, the past five years have taught me something about myself. I need a deadline, and self-imposed ones don’t cut it. Not sure if it’s a hangover from life in the law biz—just try and miss a filing date—or a hangover from Sr. Rita Joseph and her ruler, but either way, I thrive under pressure. Seeking a publishing contract is my way of creating productive pressure.

The good news is that I’m satisfied with the story. The edits are more cosmetic than substantive. I’m two weeks from the deadline, and on track. I’m going to miss it when it’s out of my hands again. Updates will follow. Now, back to Kent 4.

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My Ski Day

Kaitlyn Dunnett/Kathy Lynn Emerson here. Once again I was struggling to come up with a fresh topic and this time my husband, Sanford Emerson, came to the rescue with what follows. I should warn you—he’s been reading a lot of E. B. White lately!

The author in ski helmet

I went skiing the other day. Born and raised in Maine I’ve enjoyed the sport for over seventy years, give or take. In the morning when I was shuffling half-awake into the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich to take along, the Spanish Don who sits at the apex of the multinational conglomerate which supplies me with the alternating electrical current I use—along with some irreplaceable Arabian oil—to keep my toes from freezing to the floor of my bathroom, decided it would be amusing to reach out and shut down my lights just after dawn.

Standing in front of my electric coffee machine, the half light shining in through my kitchen window, I spoke ten or fifteen ancient Anglo-Saxon words concerning the probable marital status of said Spaniard’s parents. Having no doubt sensed my distress from across the wide ocean, he directed some poor shivering minion to restore my service, for which I was grudgingly grateful, even though it took about an hour. As a result, however, I was delayed in my departure for the slopes by the necessity of lighting off our backup wood stove and therefore unable to brew my customary thermos of Earl Grey, with which I usually regulate my hydration during the exertion of the considerable energy required to avoid collisions with fearless small children and large trees, both often found hanging around at ski resorts.

Arriving slopeside later than usual and after a few warm-up runs, I had worked up an appetite and retired to the lodge to eat my sandwich. Remembering that I would have to purchase some substitute beverage to accompany it, I clutched my slender senior citizen’s wallet and wandered into the cafeteria where I selected a pint container of healthy-looking Vitamin D3 fortified Maine milk and approached the cash register. Seated on a stool was a nice-looking woman who appeared be of an age with my grandniece—early twenties. She looked at me, nodded toward the milk and said something which I did not immediately understand. Looking closer I noticed a name tag pinned to her shirt and, peering at it, learned her name and the fact that she was from Argentina.

It is common knowledge that one of the major hurdles for the service industry these days is obtaining the services of essential workers—those who do the actual labor required to keep the wheels turning. Given the girl’s age and appearance I deduced that she was probably a student spending her southern hemisphere summer vacation filling a slot no local could be convinced to take. I did something similar at that age and thus felt sympathetic.

When I did not immediately open my wallet, she repeated what she had said more loudly and I realized that she was asking for $4.19 for the milk. As I fumbled for a five I greeted her by name and remarked that I had noticed where she was from. She nodded shyly without speaking. In retrospect I may have been wrong in assuming that she had not yet mastered much English but as I have no Spanish I smiled benevolently and asked her, speaking very slowly, if she was enjoying her time in America. She looked up at me with wide, glistening eyes, shook her head quickly and, looking, I suddenly realized, quite frightened, said very softly, “No.”

new cover for WELL, HELL

Sanford Emerson retired from law enforcement and took up Christmas tree farming, woodworking, and writing–sometimes all three at the same time. He is currently working on two novels set in the 1980s and is the author of Well, Hell: The Yarns of Constable Bobby Wing of Skedaddle Gore, Maine.

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Weekend Update: January 31-February 1, 2026

Next week at Maine Crime Writers there will be posts by KaitlynDunnett/Kathy Lynn Emerson (Monday), Kait Carson (Tuesday), Brenda Buchanan (Thursday) and Jule Selbo (Friday) with a writing tip from Kathy Lynn Emerson on Wednesday.

In the news department, here’s what’s happening with some of us who blog regularly at Maine Crime Writers:

Matt Cost submitted the final development edits to his publisher, Level Best Books, for EveryThing vs Max Creed. He was jacked that she was extremely excited about it. The cover should be here any day and the pub date is May 21st. And just this week, Cost started writing the seventh Mainely Mystery, Mainely ICEd. Write on!

Maureen Milliken is still working hard on the fifth Bernadette “Bernie” O’Deay mystery, but because of unforseen circumstances, it will not be released this spring. It WILL be out some time in 2026. I’ll keep you posted.

An invitation to readers of this blog: Do you have news relating to Maine, Crime, or Writing? We’d love to hear from you. Just comment below to share.

And a reminder: If your library, school, or organization is looking for a speaker, we are often available to talk about the writing process, research, where we get our ideas, and other mysteries of the business, along with the very popular “Making a Mystery” with audience participation, and “Casting Call: How We Staff Our Mysteries.” We also do programs on Zoom. Contact Kate Flora

 

AND DON’T FORGET! One lucky Maine Crime Writers reader who leaves a comment on the blog this month will win a bundle of books!

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