Did you know Maine has a burgeoning independent film business? Yes! With promising young directors and Maine-based actors and film festivals and everything.
Today, I’m going to share with you the trailer for a film that, sadly, has yet to be made in full. Written, produced and filmed entirely in Maine, ladies and gentlemen, I present:
TREE-LEAPING POISONOUS KILLER VIPERS IN MAINE!!11!
Written and Directed by Victoria Hugo-Vidal
Starring, in order of appearance:
Anna Berks as The Promiscuous Teen and her Promiscuous Sister
Ross Hugo-Vidal as the Evil Mastermind and his twin brother, The Maine Forest Ranger
Virginia Hugo-Vidal as The Innocent Child
Julia Spencer-Fleming as The Forest Ranger’s Wife
Victoria Hugo-Vidal as The Plucky Young Herpetologist (she’s not that kind of doctor)
Spencer Hugo-Vidal as Random Guy Who Arrive Late and Wanted A Part
Maybe the director should try funding it through Kickstart?